How to make your pregnant wife cry: get her a Mother’s Day card and present(s). Especially the n00b gift set from Think Geek

hummeline:

superpreciousgallery:

“BBQ or DIE”
Ryan Frease | Holliston, MA | ryanfrease.com

CLICK HERE TO BUY NOW

OH MY GODDDDDDD

I need this and MDT needs this too.

Let freedoms ring in my mouth with pork and beef goodness.

immortalbears:

dewberrygirl:

Saint Moss Prayer Candle

Is your computer not working well? Too slow, too many viruses? Light this candle and let Saint Moss give you blessings.

Saint Moss Blessing
“If you ever find yourself in computer distress,
Light this candle and let Saint Moss do the rest.
His brains and sweet style, will help you succeed
Let his energy surround you, in your time of need.”

*prays to St Moss*

I want this for reasons

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Brad made ChuchKey create a DC beer tasting flight. Hopefully it’ll make it on their actual beer menu. (at ChurchKey)

S’mores innovation: Reese’s peanut butter cup.

theonion:

Obama Explains How They Get All Those Cars On The Back Of One Of Those Trucks: Full Report

Honestly, I would listen to my president explain anything.

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Work from home lunch-time helpers (at Edgewood)