One of my nametwins is in Australia or was recently! That asshole didn’t invite me!
She apparently went to a festival and signed up for crap:
While I have no interest in eyelash extensions or a Mind Body Spirit Festival thingy, I have come to terms with my fear/hatred of traveling to Australia. If my friends Amber and Jeremy could make it out of there alive after 3 months, I think I could handle the fact that nearly *every* animal and plant species out there could kill me.
we are not all 12 year old girls looking to add some blingie action to our posts.
Don’t go down the MySpace rabbit hole, Tumblr.
Don’t do it.
An ice cream truck just drove down the street playing We Wish You a Merry Christmas.
Well I pick my mom up from the airport today…. and she doesn’t leave the east coast until sometime after my kid is born.
6 weeks left, wth?!
My boss got married 3 weeks ago. My wife and I got married 9 months ago.
My wife and my boss went on a date today to the Social Security Office to each change their names together.
President Barack Obama
That could definitely backfire.
While a grand and noble idea, I don’t think we’ll be following that concept with our kiddo-to-be because I never want a tattoo.
In 20 years, I want a scientific study on hipsters and their impact on weak ankles.