September 2009
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Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
The Flaming Lips (4)  OK Go (3)  Tortoise (2)  Eels (2)  Komeda (2)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 29th
MF just said that I’m the sibling that she never wanted :(
Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
From an early episode of the West Wing
President Josiah Bartlet: Good. I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don’t say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
President Josiah Bartlet: Yes it does. Leviticus.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.
President Josiah Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I’m interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She’s a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here’s one that’s really important because we’ve got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you?
Sep 25th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20) →
Brenda Weiler (31)  The Bad Plus (24)  Seu Jorge (23)  Neko Case (20)  Broken Social Scene (20)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Nametwin saga... takes a whole new direction
Fall’s sexiest new corsets + 50% off select styles. Otherwise known as a subject line from Fredrick’s of Hollywood. WTF? Naughty & Nice… but so not me. Nor something I would buy for mfred.
Sep 18th
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Sep 16th
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Nametwin saga
I might be the smartest Sara Hoffman out there simply because I know my own email address.  Another Sara Hoffman just registered for Facebook as sarahoffman@gmail.com. How can you not know your own email address? And why, for that matter, would you be cool enough to use Gmail and still not know your own email address? Folks when you sign in to your account, you can use any configuration of dots...
Sep 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13) →
Adele (32)  Iron & Wine (9)  Paulinho Moska (8)  MGMT (8)  Final Fantasy (8)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 15th
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Sep 13th
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Why do the cats love Sara more?
M: It must be the power of gravy.
S: maybe?
M: why would morning gravy be better?I feed them in the evening. Maybe because you eat so much bacon, it seeps out of your pores.
S: ....
This conversation occured while Lola and I were spooning.
Sep 13th
Sep 11th
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“Oh dear. I just blogged. I am all verklempt. I feel modern and dirty at the...”
– my mom. the subject line was “ah ah ah ah” and the email opened with “(that was hyperventilating)”
Sep 10th
WatchWatch
ctcircusfreak: Discover Drunk History. Check it if ya missed it. Real history buffs get real drunk, discuss history… hilarity ensues.
Sep 10th
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Voice for Equality: Pauley Perrette →
Sep 9th
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Sep 9th
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Sep 9th
How to blow a cat's mind →
montyandlola: via swirlee via karbassi
Sep 9th
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Sep 8th
Sep 8th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6) →
Neko Case (20)  The Blow (3)  The Smiths (2)  Kimya Dawson (2)  Voxtrot (2)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 7th
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Sep 6th
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Sep 5th
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Sep 5th
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“This morning as I was putting the great bell outside I decided to say Bring Out...”
– my mom
Sep 5th
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Voice for Equality: Tom Colicchio →
Sep 4th
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