October 2010
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Emails to Webmaster: writing style
This writing style is lacking and I will not sign anything that is written poorly.
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Emails to Webmaster: bad for the environment
While I do not mind receiving emails, u have now started sending me things in the mail. Which is overkill not to mention bad for the environment.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-24) →
The Bird and The Bee (26)
The Album Leaf (13)
The Eels (7)
The New Pornographers (5)
The Shins (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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While watching HGTV
Me (in deep man voice): Girl, I want me a man room.
Mfred: I want a woman house.
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"ma'am"-ed via email
me: well keep me posted.
her: will do, ma'am
me: ma'am???
her: ::points at self:: TEXAN.
me: no excuse.
her: look, lady, i am texan. i call men "sir" and women "ma'am." it's not an excuse, it's simply how things are done. deal with it.
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Emails to Webmaster: ELECTION
I FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SUPPORT AN ORGANIZATION THAT
ENDORSES CANDIDATES STRICTLY BASED ON WILDLIFE LEGISLATION. WHY NOT INFORM ME OF BOTH CANDIDATES WILDLIFE HISTORY AND LET ME CHOOSE?
[note: this was in red, 16pt COMIC SANS.]
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-17) →
Old 97’s (117)
The Album Leaf (49)
Belle and Sebastian (28)
Tristeza (7)
Mogwai (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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thecountryhouse asked: I think that it most defiantly should be your email signature! It would be so cute.
xx.
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The Pony Song
In college, my friend Addy wrote a marvelous song that he and I would sing called The Pony Song:
I want a pony Pony pony pony pony po-ny I want a pony Made of pony sauce
No one wanted to know what “pony sauce” was. Even if they asked, we didn’t have an answer. Isn’t that what college is for?
Today he said that I smelled like pony sauce :(
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Emails to Webmaster: which offends me
“I visit Yellowstone when I go to Montana. I can’t afford to donate (fixed income). What can I do. Send me a statement to blog. Your site does not encourage petitions, comments - just donations which offends me.”
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Minimalism on the Web: A Primer
Close your eyes and visualize a white room.
Now picture a computer in that room. That computer is now on a desk.
And you are now sitting in a chair at that desk looking at the computer.
Now Dan Flavin whacks you in the head with a fluorescent light bulb.
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OkCupid Trends: Gay Sex vs. Straight Sex →
Math is awesome, kids.
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Emails to Webmaster: address changes
“One is correctly addressed to [redacted]. The second is addressed to my cats, Moriarty and Abner.”
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-10) →
The Album Leaf (14)
El Ten Eleven (4)
Mogwai (4)
Danzig (3)
Explosions in the Sky (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Tumblr, your new queue is being a dick. That is all.
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What's more strange?
a) I bought something from Barneys New York.
b) I bought $600 shoes.
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A spreadsheet of mine received compliments from a statistician. That is all.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-3) →
The New Pornographers (9)
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (5)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs (3)
Yo La Tengo (2)
The Black Keys (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Nametwin saga: I'm not Jewish
Subject line: PIX for Derek’s Bar Mitzvah
“Please see the attached. [attachement had info about a photographer coming to BZBI] We’re looking forward to capturing this special day with all our family in photos.
And, hey — this is meant to be fun not formal!”
Reply signed as:
some other Sara Hoffman who isn’t Jewish.
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Emails to Webmaster: "as other networkers do"
I’m happy to help with these urgent requests for signatures
but,in my busy day, do not have time to type in all of my information every time. Is there a way for you to send these requests to me with my information already inserted in the spaces as other networkers do?
That would be a big help, and I thank you.