In college, my friend Addy wrote a marvelous song that he and I would sing called The Pony Song:

I want a pony
Pony pony pony pony po-ny 
I want a pony 
Made of pony sauce

No one wanted to know what “pony sauce” was. Even if they asked, we didn’t have an answer. Isn’t that what college is for?

Today he said that I smelled like pony sauce :(